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The Rocky Flats Neighbors Association

"We really bought here...."

Our community~

We are the fastest growing community in the Rocky Mountains, and as such, we have so many special neighborhoods to appreciate, including:

CancerCluster of Five Parks
Shh!! Creek
Cansellus (cualquier cosa)
SkyStoned
Laden Pu
Laden Ur

*Coming Soon* Rocky Flats Estates!

You can listen to the newest advertisement for Rocky Flats Estates here!

The history of our land~

With a diverse history including uranium mining and farms, sadly in 1950, the Powers That Be decided our quaint part of town was the perfect place to build a Plant that would build radioactive parts for the atomic bombs (which were all the rage back then).  After 2 large radioactive fires that spread radiation on the metropolitan area, and after 40-ish years of using their sprinkler system to "dispose" of their radioactive and chemical waste, there are a bunch of naysayers, hundreds of scientists, thousands of environmentalists, entire City Governments, and some very opinionated regular people who think that our neighborhoods are in poor taste, or a poor choice, or unsafe...something like that.   Pfft. 

But what these people don't realize, is that the only thing hotter than the read out of a Geiger counter testing the alpha radiation in our soil, is our view and location!  Am I right?

We are just the people whom are going to prove all these people that nuclear contamination makes for a perfect neighbor.  It's out of sight, quiet, and doesn't bother you, if you don't bother it!  Plus, the science into all these "risks" is only seventy years old and not very well researched. 

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