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Rocky Flats Neighbors(TM)

Our residents are the most "special" people living in the most "special location".
This site is purely satirical.  Any similarities to people, places, or things is purely hysterical coincidence.  It's general common knowledge that no one would knowingly move next door to a leaking nuclear and toxic waste landfill site, on nuclear radiation contaminated land.  That could never happen.  It would be a public outcry.  If on a mobile device, please select "Web" version at the bottom of the page for best experience.
Click below for factual information about the reality that is the horror show of the land we make fun of.
RockyFlatsGlows.Com
Please click here for our rebuttal to our neighbor sites "scientific faq"

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