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"Hurry up, we need to pack the car full and get the hell out, and then we can re-evaluate our life choices, Kate."

A New President

11/8/2016

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Tonight marks our 2016 election.  With it, we expect to reign in the rule of Ms. Hillary R. Clinton.  With her in office, we fully expect such environmental controversies as our neighborhoods to be eliminated with a swift and forceful movement to enforce environmental regulations.  Residents should prepare for a payout from the big brother.  Lord knows such a lib-tard won't understand the beauty of our community and the experiment we are participating in.  We implore residents to obtain fair market value summaries of their home, and our favorite local realtor, Shirley Sellers is willing to provide them, when asked "It's done?  It's finally over.  Oh thank god.  I miss the life I had before" while she was smoking from a suspicious glass pipe in between two buildings in the commercial district of Five Parks.

We are certainly going to stay on top of this story as it will be rapidly progressing once the liberal lizards get in to office in a couple of months.
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