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New Elementary School Coming Soon!

4/4/2016

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Some very exciting news!  Located in between Cansellus and Laden Pu, the Rocky Flats County Bored of Education has concluded it will be opening up a new Elementary School, replete with Chemotherapy Rest Lounge.  Named wisely the J. Robert Oppenheimer Elementary School, the school will be up to date with the latest teaching technologies and devoid of a playground having any semblance to that which would be fun, and thus hazardous, to our children.

Asked what she thought of the new School, estimated to cost between 100 and 200 million dollars, little hustler, Marjorie, 8, of Cansellus stated "Bitch, the streets are my School" and further added "don't none of you be thinking you getting in on the white horse game there.  That's my market.  I cut a bitch if need" while waving around a seemingly homemade shank of alarming angles.

Oh our little Marjorie, such a handful!  But a little training "re-education" never hurt any of us.  The school is estimated to open well past the date at which any of our ovaries will be able to reproduce, nor will we have any viable offspring to attend.

A ribbon-cutting ceremony date, is set to be planned in 2020, for a future date.
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