A horse, publicity, and now a song!
As annoying at that horse is, and as awful as the news stories are we have to hear every week, we now have the honor of having a song produced regarding our land! If this doesn't mean we have culture by the buttload here in our region, we just can't imagine what it does mean.
Then, it dawned on us! We are the talk of the town! All this publicity means eyes are on us, and people probably want to be us!! We even think this could help with our ailing property values, some of us could get out and break even, or maybe even make a profit, we jogged on over to Shirley Sellers car, found in the Laden Pu neighborhood to inquire if our hunches were right about increasing our values, "Are you high?" Shirley asked after flicking her it cigarette at us. She then excused herself hurriedly saying "there's a brick wall I need to go beat my head on" before driving away.
Before we get ahead of ourselves, here is the song produced under the Tom's Song label on YouTube, it would make a great 'round-the-campfire tune to sing. We must remind you though, NEVER BURN ANYTHING IN YOUR YARDS!
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