Community Looking Into Possible Heightened Values with Mineral Rights in Land

Recently a small group of residents have come up with a brilliant idea to increase our property values.  Noting the levels of errant Plutonium and Uranium in their soils, Ginger (it's a total "dancer" stage name from the 90's, and we all know it, Ginger) of 89th Loop noted that the U.S. Government was ramping up its nuclear weapons program, and that these elements have a certain value.  "I have one hot spot alone in my side yard that is measuring 488 picocuries per gram of Plutonium" exclaimed the Ginge.  While failing to explain how she got in touch with such forbidden science, the Ginge muttered on "we should sell our soil, under our mineral rights, to the Government, and instead of producing new costly Plutonium and Uranium, they could just haul away and replace our soil, and separate the soil from the Plutonium and Uranium particles."  While we think you just might be on to something, we were unable to further discuss the matter as the Conformity Board, or HOA (depending on your specific neighborhood) came in to pull Ginger aside for some re-training.