Local Realtor Has Breakdown

We are saddened to report that today several sources have confirmed that our favorite and most dedicated local realtor, Shirley Sellers, has been detained within the confines of the Lutheran Mindset for Healing True Believers Medical Center for a reported breakdown.  It is reported she went off in a stretcher babbling "no, no, it's only going to get worse now, we have to make it stop."

We wish Shirley a speedy recovery and hope to have her back on board soon.  Our thoughts and prayers are with her family who are now left to cook their own dinner and launder their own clothes.