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Miscarriages at Five Parks

7/27/2016

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Unfortunately, too many people have been having not-so-hushed conversation about a possible cluster of miscarriages occurring within the Five Parks community.

Now, very few were willing to speak with our journalistic team about their own personal tragedies, understandably, so we turned to local Physicians and the States Department of Public Smealth for insight.

Local Family-Practice Physician, Dr. Jones had this to say, "Seriously, why are you asking about this?  This is a no-brainer, stick a bunch of fertile people on a bed of ionizing radiation, and you're going to be losing fetuses like spare change..." 

Carl with the Department of Public Smealth informed us that the average rate of miscarriages was around 15%.  When we advised that it appeared the rate was more than double that number in Five Parks, he replied with "Than I guess that will be the new acceptable average.  I'll write that down."

So there you have it, two sides of professional opinion.  What can we say?  We knew going into our homes that we were taking some risks, and we must remain strong to ride this out.  We are all a part of a special community.  Special communities have special risks.
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