Today, Dr. Woof, the Executive Director and Chief Medical Officer for the Department of Public Shmealth issued an opinion piece in the local Rocky Flats City paper. Citing his numerous studies of cancer rates in the county, he quipped he is tired of the myths that continue to follow the site some twelve years later.
We asked him to join us today at a local neighborhood for a quote and a photo op, and were surprised when he was happy to oblige.
At a building site in the Laden-Pu neighborhood we met, where we were taken aback by his clothing selection. We asked if he would like to change into something more comfortable, and the shaking back and fourth of his head gear indicated, it was a 'no'.
Dr Woof said, and we quote "murr hrragagur shuur qu(sp?). Da ewo moo wur shoe."
Later, back at the office, Dr. Woof called our offices to clarify a point, "everyone knows that once you tell plutonium to be safe, it will. It is one of the most obedient radionuclides known to man."
We don't want to make follow up calls or Google that one, and our own head shaking gave us a headache, so we are calling this is a win for our neighborhoods!
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