That Goddamned Horse...
Well, we've all been quiet about it for long enough. We see it nearly every day, hell, it's in the backyard sight-plane for many of us.
While we can accept the Horse, for what it is - an honorable memorial to those whom dealt with this land before us, our children still be asking questions like some kind of Google-stumping app.
Our Community Leaders have concluded that it is time for us to perform some retraining educating of our youth. We have concluded the following course of history is most appropriate and exciting for the clay-like molds of our children's minds.
We are now going to teach our kids, about the Nuclear Wild West! No, we aren't referring to the book, Making a Real Killing, Rocky Flats and the Nuclear West, by Len Ackland. We are going to modify the facts of the tales we tell about the Wild West Cowboy days. Instead of a six shooter, Cowboys used Plasma guns and instead of leather vests, they wore lead-vests. Change some details as needed, but you get the picture. That should keep us happy until they enter High School and they all start that whole "free thinking" thing...
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