The Powers That Be, Be Digging Up the Dirty Stuff

Well talk about a total drag.  The Powers That Be are going to be fishing around in the Toxic Landfills (#1 and or #2) to do some repairs to the trenches that handle groundwater contamination from the leaking landfills.  Gosh darn it, it turns out the landfills are seeping more than double the contaminants than what they planned for.  Now, this means they are going to have men in the HazMat suits and heavy equipment up at the Holy Land in the middle of our Nature Sanctuary.  Unfortunately, we do have to acknowledge, that at the depths they will be digging, this is going to be opening up some scary stuff to the elements which can be carried away with the wind and precipitation, and as such, we must quietly ask that you all remain indoors, for the next six months until a nice solid artic snow covering has built up on your landscape, and even then, please try to hold off on the snowmen until after a few different snow storms.) 

We apologize in advance for any inconvenience.

Shirley Seller was spotted doing shots with little Marjorie, now 9, of the Cansellus neighborhood and noted she can still get your Property listed.  "The trick is in matching your visible makeup to the HazMat suit.  For that, I'm a pro.  The key is in going with a spring or winter theme to compliment with the harsh and brash tones of the HazMat suit."  We applaud Shirley on her continued efforts to get us all out of here, with the shirts on our backs with her MLS-magic.