It's been mentioned a few times that Uber and Lyft drivers can't seem to locate our addresses and that makes thing a little bit difficult. We don't apologize for that, but feel you all are owed an explanation. As a safety precaution, those silly outsiders don't seem to want to put our streets on any maps, and thus have to drive into guaranteed alleged environmental danger. As if! Just call the driver as they get close and give those whiny streetcar-servants the turn by turn directions to come pick you up, or stay sober enough on your way home to do this in the vehicle (putting you on blast, "eight shots down, eight to go" Amelia of Ellis Way).
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